Yo yo yo welcome to Hunter’s Spring-Through-Summertime Blogging Retreat, you can enjoy yourself but it’s not like I care (please stay). Some general facts about me are that I’m slender, somewhat smart, and have poofy hair. As for my family, I have one brother named Connor and my two parents. I recently went to Cozumel, Mexico, a tiny island off the coast of Cancun for a family vacation. The vacation as a whole was fine but most importantly, I wore boat shoes on an actual boat! This gave me so much white kid street cred I can easily join whichever frat I want in college. My brother wants me to join his frat at Lincoln so we can party together, obviously with no alcohol present since college students never drink as they’re under the legal age. 
Something unique about me is that I’m a lifeguard for the city which makes me super tan over the summer; however, this year I’m at an indoor pool so there’s basically no point in working. I’m a stellar lifeguard, I even learned how to jump in and save someone without getting my hair wet! Although one time a girl seemed to be drowning but I didn’t want to get wet since it was cold so I just let her be since I figured natural selection would take care of it, it was dumb on her part to jump in if she couldn’t swim (she lived). Other than that we had habitual bottle-throwers who would break bottles in our pool area so we would have to clear the shrapnel. There were numerous wartime injuries inflicted upon the other guards, many never saw their wives or children again.
I’m known around my school for being athletic, a jack-of-all-trades if you will, since I ran cross country for 2 weeks before quitting since it was too easy. Then I took up trap shooting and mock trial to stay in top physical condition for when I retake the cross country field. I’m also pretty fantastic at French, not that it really matters since it’s French but still, I can speak that useless language like nobody’s business. It’s still better than Latin though, that language literally hasn’t had a use for a couple thousand years or so.
Quite a humorous post. Latin is useful if you go into law or medicine, however, as many terms stem directly from Latin.
ReplyDeleteI would disagree about natural selection taking care of the drowning girl because of there is no more geological isolation between groups of people. Also, it's immoral to let a girl die due to a lack of knowledge of swimming. That's like letting you die in Spain because of your lack of knowledge of the Spanish language. Also, Latin is your language's father.
ReplyDeleteYou can join my frat Hunter. It's because of that white kid street cred, it really makes a difference when choosing new members.
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